Mad Men star Jon Hamm has been offered lifetime supplies of free briefs from Jockey and Fruit of the Loom.
The propositions have come after continuing rumours that Hamm’s ample bulge had to be airbrushed from Mad Men promotional imagery, due to his tendency to go underwear-free. Furthering the legend, a Tumblr page dedicated to his manhood has gained a devoted web following.
Hamm, however, has had enough. In an interview with Rolling Stone, he described the gossip over his groin as “a little rude”, adding it “speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have, a prurience.”
Nevertheless, retailers are at the ready. Fruit of the Loom has openly announced to Jon that, “if going Commando makes you happy, we say go for it. But in case you change your mind, we’ve got you covered.”